Consistently bemused by the unsolicited but often alluring trades suggested on my craigslist posts. Today saw a laptop and tank of piranhas.
Well, half. Learnt of the crossover in carnivorous fish enthusiasts and leather-clad reptile swap attendees long ago. Both are a sordid lot.
Seeking methods to covert .MPEG to format compatible with iDVD. First attempt mutated 200mb to 18gb (.DV) and Hello, my name is S. Ucker.
Mmm, this loaf of bread looks straight out the Bible.
As she left the opera house with the Maharajah of Eschnapur, Jasper rose up from behind a snowdrift and stabbed her in the throat. -E.G.
Accidental wool socks dream-spawned a Spider-Man masked Sinatra headlining swank fashion event on an island hotel. A-Bombs, Telekinesis.