Hypothetically a civilian should not have to remind a soldier to keep control of his M4. Hypothetically.
Goliath the cat. Critical Mass Adorability. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eLIMc4khe0
My reports be causin’ mad stirs across the IDL.
Hey there, ya spicey vixen. Didn’t expect to see you here. http://twitpic.com/1bbfie
Can a pitbull dog kill a wolverine of the size weight? http://www.faqs.org/qa/qa-7738.html
Wandering around, cleaning the industrial breakfast syrup from my moustache. Spied some lovely trash: http://twitpic.com/1ar4hk
FIRE LIKE THIS http://twitpic.com/1ar3ge
On loan to an outlying team, temporary title reads: Software Upgrade Special Agent Provocateur.
Media_Lacie_Spillover1of2 just inexplicably corrupted. Lost all comics, unsorted ebooks. First data loss in 11 years.
Such as first-person seizure and respitory arrest, dragged to office with pure oxygen. Adam Savage flicks light switch and blows us all up.
At 2 year (total) mark for malaria threatened country inhabitance. Finally taking the prevention pills. Results? INSANE DREAMS.
I like sonar in my phat beats.
God, I could do this all day. All of these exclamations are secondary to the raid he’s running in WoW.
doing homework, me: “WTF is the future perfect tense!?” coworker leans over, whispers: “I’m gonna gut you like a pig, boy.”
same guy: “You know why he shits all over you? Because you didn’t threaten to rip his throat out and f-ck his skull in to next week.”
Walk in to darkened tent, FNG is playing Shining Force on his laptop to guide my way. FNG promoted to just New Guy.
"Fuck the coriolis force, they flush that way! You been to Panama? Didn’t fucking think so! You gonna believe a computer or THIS KNIFE!?"
"Aww man, I was distracted by jet packs."
Confusion over identity of frozen liquid (tea?urine?) led to hour long urophagia debate, climax of which was plastic wrap solar still skillz
Coworkers. Coworkers showing. Coworkers showing me their WoW accounts.
They don’t call this place “Ramrod” for nothing.
Alternate Tweet: Open up for a liter and a half of happiness.
This tea fills all with peach sunshine, a liter and a half at a time http://twitpic.com/18jtnm