Eating donuts off the reclined backs of oiled Thai boys- wait a minute, what’s this dart sticking in my thigh.
Tell the world what I’ve discovered, about to go down in a silent hail of hallucinogenic darts - the way I always wanted.
In time the combined mass of its occupants will plunge Boston to the bottom of the sea, forming either a fat Rapture or wheezing Atlantis.
Oh god, the security here sport fiery DD logos and they’re… They’re not fat! They are actually children in mecha suits made to look fat!
There’s also some sort of city ordinance mandating a Dunkin Donuts within eyesight at all times, indoor or out.
Logan Airport: Come for the painfully slow backscatter scanners, stay for the multi-outlet, USB-powered seating. http://twitpic.com/1z89d7
Updating to iphone OS 4 filled the previous crater of lost, unsyncable games left by the borked Categories app. Praise jebus.
Hence my uncharacteristic public bitching.
Anxious to fly back to Seattle, so far I’ve only been home for two weeks this year.
When life gives you a moldy bagel scorch that thang in a toaster and smear the packets of butter you accidentally washed in your jeans on it
Involuntary management of the “emergency alcohol” was surprisingly uneventful http://twitpic.com/1yn0la
3rd floor sensory dep, 90 degrees in nothing but running shorts - Explosions in The Sky jammed betwixt sweaty aural vents.
“I don’t know, what do I look like - a turtle electrician!?”
Super Quick Hook (iPhone) is a delight but I’d much rather be using a traditional controller.
Finally, just now, caught the Portal 2 trailer. Enthusiasm.
Mounds of filthy, delicious pastrami chased with lemon slush out in East Boston.
Ain’t no chowder like an east coast chowder cause an east coast chowder don’t stop.
We were discussing the benefits of Street View for his gourmet cake delivery business. I hate “family.”
Just blew a previously-estranged uncle’s mind (worked on missle guidance software during bay of pigs) with Yelp Monocle.
12 hours later: chasing elusive preorder.
Any US folk successfully preordered the new iPhone yet? Nothing but problems here. Timing out, “we’ll be back soon,” etc
3rd Kindle inbound, Amazon hooked it up. Busting out the big guns this time around: http://www.medgestore.com/products/kindle2-guardian.psp
“Check-in is located at positions 211-215 within Zone B in Terminal 1 (Sheikh Zayed Terminal)” google > useless cabbie
Dubai International: craziest airport I’ve been to yet.