July 2010
Their end user is a gloved grunt with a mouse in one paw and an assault rifle in the other.
Subject to the warped ramblings of nearby engineers arguing the semantics of a mouse sensitivity slider. E.G. “the liquidity of min vs max.”
12 hours to properly document the paperwork for my last 7 months of work expenses, travel, and per diem.
Forgot to include how hellish those 12 hours were. No matter, drowning sorrows in the heavenly fruits of Super Burrito - Do Not Disturb.
12 hours in to the worst headache of my life. If it was something serious I’d be dead by now, right?
Wonder if the 4 girls swimming would mind if I enjoyed this carnitas plate poolside.
Finally got a new pair of board shorts so @rustyinnards and I don’t match at the beach anymore.
Flagship (only?) Microsoft Store is pretty flashy, obviously Apple inspired but the electronics are largely grease grease free.
ADVERBS.
I just want to meticulously grow living things so I can eat their reproductive efforts.
I won’t apologize to you or anyone for my rockstar lifestyle http://twitpic.com/23zw6q
I’ve charged/worked 2200 hours so far this year. That’s 55 40-hour weeks.
Welcome to fresh expense report hell. When was this!? Where was I going!? http://twitpic.com/23tlh0
BUILDING KICK http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6cYpgm1omg
Amusing to have one’s employer obviously alluded to by modern science fiction. See: evil company in Shadow Complex and the new V.
2010: Several undisclosed Afghan bases, Dubai, Kuwait, Boston, White Sands, Idaho, Seattle, Phoenix, San Diego, Georgia, Fairbanks, Narnia.
Math says I’m in Seattle for 13 days (total) for the rest of the year, really need to ditch the apartment.
Stuck in Phoenix this weekend, plan is Borderlands marathon and to not change out of swim trunks for the duration. Have a car, though.
God damn it, I better be working in a lab for the next two weeks.
At least I’ll be working in a lab for the next two weeks.
Downtown to snag Crackdown 2, drinking in pale, inked hipster flesh that is just seeing sun for the first time in months.
Girl in bowler, tights, soft boots and splay-back tanktop (all gray) personifying Seattle in the summer. Seconds later she burst in to flame
Oh shit she was full of orbs. Oooooooooorbssssssss
Sweet ab roller Jesus, why didn’t I think of this DUSTBUSTER MOD before: http://twitpic.com/22itsc
Gonna pay tribute to you, sweet Seattle, home, the best way I know how; slapping feet on pavement until I disgorge all food ate while away.
I have so many frequent flier miles I can exchange for a fucking lightsaber. #notthatIwouldbehometouseit
Honestly losing track of how many times I’ve been solicited for beard advice by baristas, fellow travelers, and generally sexy passers-by.
Brought to you by 50 hours of intentional hotel seclusion and the up-til-now unnoticed stench of rotting salad. Oh, and subnetting homework.
Going to get P I N G tattooed on my punchin’ fist. Desired ICMP response is my will done, best not act up with any packet loss, bitches.
New black Kindle DX is pretty much the sexor. I, however, will abstain.
Bunch of tech dweebs bust out the IED robot to investigate a Western Diamondback http://twitpic.com/21bxkx
Spot the bot http://twitpic.com/21c6s4
At least it’s pretty here http://twitpic.com/21a126
No worries, scrounged empty bottles from the trash and stocked up on sink water.
Oh, by the way. You’ll be in the field all day testing radios. In the desert. Bring water. And lunch.
Would have loved to drag my real camera out here but honestly even cell pics are kiiiiiind of we-will-arrest-you worthy.
