SS TINY CAT AHOY
Clarification: tiny kitten lives under office, meows from position of repose, is adorable, will be snatched up to avoid imminent consumption
Turned down a free flu shot as I am invincible, obviously.
what the -fuck-
Funfact Update: actually 3 for email, 9 for Daily Work
Funfact: I have to enter 9 passwords to check my work email.
Running [wearable tech] diagnostics when the call comes in, vehicle hit an IED. Melt in to the background, let em take care of their own.
Monday morning stateside, friends popping up on IM and a coworker has Sir Mix-A-Lot thumping. Everything , oddly, points to missing Seattle.
fucking Hope Tower tactical location, what is your deal.
Put your Butts inside me http://twitpic.com/2rghht
Having a hell of a time adapting to the interface and controls of Deadspace, PC version. Movement is like a grid and looking has momentum.
I’m essentially a public service in khaki.
Angst gone! Totally drained from the 3 hours of recabling the entire female barracks for internet… IF you know what I mean.
Previous favorite beard-commenters were cute baristas. This morning I got props from a dude with an AK grooming his own. I was in a towel.
Signs read in the last 5 mins: “Moustache homosexuality is transcendent.” (marker on wood) “Fake vagina is GREAT!” (3D spinning screensaver)
Fronti nulla fides, gentlemen.
Clearly I ask for too much, always have.
Steam, I am on a satellite connection in the middle of the fucking desert. Just let me play the game. Now.
“You’ve never played Portal? I am so excited to share this with you… in an hour… WTF” http://twitpic.com/2qwxo5
Everything’s coming up owl lately, and I mean everything. http://twitpic.com/2qv4lo
“What’s the error?” Excess pressure to screen causing catestrophic inoperability. “Bullshit, I’m writing smashed pixels.”
*c-walks in to the sunset*
Oh shit son, gotta cargo pocket fulla ‘berry pop tarts and Crackdown 2 waitin’ in my trailer.
Zoom Out 5/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk3kc
Zoom Out 7/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk498
Zoom Out 6/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk3wg
Zoom Out 4/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk3fj
Zoom Out 2/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk2zu
Zoom Out 3/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk3b7
Zoom Out 1/7 http://twitpic.com/2qk2qd
So the baseline conversation out here just devolved to boning Ellen Page, which makes me feel… dirty?